Of course the tourist was willing to pay
For such a prospect of getting away.
He'd pull out his wallet, fork over a ten
And soon would be on "Terra Firma" again.
While he is speeding along the main road,
Our hero returns to his place of abode.
Of water, he must have a further supply,
To keep the old mud hole from getting too
Thus, hour after hour and day after day,
He makes them "cough up" on the public
If this mud hole or slough is kept in repair
It will soon make our hero a famed mil-
We give him great credit for his yankee wit,
Long may he prosper by his "cheek and grit",
He can make more "chink", by staying at
Than filching crude oil from the old "Tea-
THE LAND O' LAKES
Shan. T. Boy
There's a county famed in story,
It is famed for fish and game
It is in north Wisconsin
And Oneida is its name.